tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post8831670959824261816..comments2023-10-28T15:54:17.342+01:00Comments on Booky Marky blog: One Man's view of Tonbridge....Tonbridge bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13242621868186419096noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-44564835339832567232014-01-10T10:13:31.017+00:002014-01-10T10:13:31.017+00:00This is brilliant, tonbridge bashing ! Love all th...This is brilliant, tonbridge bashing ! Love all the references ! Sorry you have to live there ! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02668900187063642541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-86456156045035687082014-01-10T10:13:12.746+00:002014-01-10T10:13:12.746+00:00This is brilliant, tonbridge bashing ! Love all th...This is brilliant, tonbridge bashing ! Love all the references ! Sorry you have to live there ! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02668900187063642541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-46281376819433093102011-11-15T13:54:43.267+00:002011-11-15T13:54:43.267+00:00Poor old Mr Lean. Writing his rambling bile from M...Poor old Mr Lean. Writing his rambling bile from Mummy and Daddy's spare room, snorting with laughter at his "hilarious" and "ironic" wit. <br /><br />He appears to harbour dreams of one day owning a shabby chic terrace in Brighton (but not Moulscoumbe or Clifton because you know, it's a bit rough and poor people live there) but clearly missed the constant stream of Stag and Hen parties, crusties and chavs that reside there.<br /><br />Making snide comments about parenting is easy to do when you don't have any kids of your own, however there is no of chance that when your experience of women seems to be limited to pouring yourself a hand shandy whilst perving over "fit girls" that utilised the pub next door.<br /><br />I'm sure all this anxiety and hate could be resolved if you just gave in and shagged one of the single mums that you clearly have a fetish for. <br /><br />Either that or why not just move to Bristol - what's stopping you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-31277364505857002072011-11-10T17:09:57.171+00:002011-11-10T17:09:57.171+00:00what time is his mother coming to fetch him?what time is his mother coming to fetch him?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-56457328207779045152011-09-26T13:26:59.008+01:002011-09-26T13:26:59.008+01:00I used to like living in Tonbridge until I discove...I used to like living in Tonbridge until I discovered I was sharing it with some of these people. What a depressing bunch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-66304395547610455602011-09-21T07:34:55.576+01:002011-09-21T07:34:55.576+01:00Ah, the fact that you have worked for a “tabloid n...Ah, the fact that you have worked for a “tabloid newspaper” justifies promulgating this type of twitter???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-6417007349308071992011-09-20T20:53:54.590+01:002011-09-20T20:53:54.590+01:00I for one was shocked, horrified AND disgusted, no...I for one was shocked, horrified AND disgusted, not just in that order, but actually, all at once!<br /> I've lived in this magnificent town for several years now, and have become quite attached to the lard arses, the pigeons and the pissed up pikeys who populate Tonbridge. Not to mention it's rubbish strewn park, and it's vomit hued, shopping trolley choked river. I admire any towns folk who have the imagination to call a few crumbling walls and a gate house "a Castle", it's optimistic to say the least.<br />I believe I've done my best to fit in. I am now a 32 stone alcoholic coke head with large wife, sixteen kids and a bus pass. It doesn't seem feasible that anyone would want to leave Tonbridge. It's great!sebfoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13634176492337313786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-65217902329528899132011-09-20T10:33:24.076+01:002011-09-20T10:33:24.076+01:00Well I did work for a tabloid newspaper for 9 year...Well I did work for a tabloid newspaper for 9 years! I've had a few Disgusted of Tonbridge type comments on this one and I'm sure a few readers of Tonbridge Blog will possibly not log in again. But, then again, why shouldn't the younger folk of the town say what they think even if it is useing somewhat colouful language.If you want to read real bile then have a look at the comments about the local catholic priest which are still coming in nine months after I posted the blog. Believe you me the comments here are tame in comparison....Tonbridge bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13242621868186419096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-32179202301938874382011-09-19T20:14:29.289+01:002011-09-19T20:14:29.289+01:00Great - the profanity of this post that in your wi...Great - the profanity of this post that in your wisdom you decided to quote in full now means Tonbridge Blog is blocked by Content Filtering software. At least it will stop people reading all this drivel...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-94446760709572011-09-19T15:45:54.548+01:002011-09-19T15:45:54.548+01:00I do not think that you are doing anyone (Tonbridg...I do not think that you are doing anyone (Tonbridge residents, Tonbridge businesses) any favours by repeating this type of Twitter on your Blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-82181754815012685532011-09-17T09:41:56.245+01:002011-09-17T09:41:56.245+01:00I LIKE TURTLES!I LIKE TURTLES!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-17429939678627186062011-09-17T09:37:59.801+01:002011-09-17T09:37:59.801+01:00Mister Lean is a f**king legend! Salute!!!!!!! And...Mister Lean is a f**king legend! Salute!!!!!!! And Tonbridge does sucks, it actually smells like dog chod everywhere. Why do you think everyone calls its 'Scumbridge'? Also, learn to take a joke you mugs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-33688321173453435242011-09-17T09:29:31.166+01:002011-09-17T09:29:31.166+01:00Like I said, I really did'nt set out to offend...Like I said, I really did'nt set out to offend anyone....<br /><br />Sorry if thats not the case.Mister Leanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05047798118490483818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-79728884171135331632011-09-17T01:44:56.224+01:002011-09-17T01:44:56.224+01:00Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Everyone i...Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Everyone is entitled to their own opinion surely...? Whether you agree or disagree with Mr Lean's post, at least take the time to appreciate the fact he even wrote about your shitty town. Some of you couldn't even write a four paged children's book on 'How to Spell'.<br /><br />Tonbridge is full of inbred chavs. See McDonalds for more details.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-42013298143689091722011-09-16T21:11:05.106+01:002011-09-16T21:11:05.106+01:00Hard to do wind-ups in a blog, I suppose. The trou...Hard to do wind-ups in a blog, I suppose. The trouble is,it shows up in blue:-)sebfoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13634176492337313786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-78986141178862916822011-09-16T20:02:35.167+01:002011-09-16T20:02:35.167+01:00You can scratch my rectal itch any day Mr Smooth. ...You can scratch my rectal itch any day Mr Smooth. <br /><br />I've heard your the well endowed member of the family, are you into literal dogging as well.<br /><br />Would love to see you go to town on a Border Collie. <br /><br />Yum.Dog lovernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-81420808391540228452011-09-16T18:37:16.835+01:002011-09-16T18:37:16.835+01:00Not being funny, but this is just mad. How one per...Not being funny, but this is just mad. How one persons views can stir up so much trouble!! He is right though. Tonbridge is a shit hole and I'm glad 90% of you don't know where Bearsted is, because I would hate to have to rip your fucking rectum out, through your mouth. <br /><br />Much love<br /><br />Mr Smooth xMr Smoothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-62145009516158986702011-09-16T17:13:43.906+01:002011-09-16T17:13:43.906+01:00Tonbridge's leisure facility's are it'...Tonbridge's leisure facility's are it's only saving feature. The racecourse park, pool, castle and Haysden country park are lovely places. However there are a high concentration of dirty scummy 'tards in this town. I consider myself a well travelled man, been around a bit, I have never seen so many inbred looking people in one town. These people are breeding....... Mr Lean's blog rings true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-80065556304248189612011-09-16T16:21:13.736+01:002011-09-16T16:21:13.736+01:00The Mr Lean above isn't me.
I'm Mr Lean ...The Mr Lean above isn't me. <br /><br />I'm Mr Lean and I'm going for the prodigious Noahs Ark award by trying to violate as many animals as possible. <br /><br />Keep an eye on my blog for "amusing" commentary and x-rated pictures. <br /><br />Were all animals right, so let's GET IT ON!Mr Leannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-38209653808205940482011-09-16T16:15:49.208+01:002011-09-16T16:15:49.208+01:00Hi all. Glad you all liked my blog, or hated it as...Hi all. Glad you all liked my blog, or hated it as the case may be. Seems a lot of you can't spell so thanks for validating my points. It's also evident you can't take a joke.<br /><br />For the record, the Mr Lean above isn't me.<br /><br />I am writing a new blog post about beastiality, I wonder if you will all take that so seriously.<br /><br />Have a lovely day Tonbridgians.Mister Leanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05047798118490483818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-33285275243655369132011-09-16T16:06:01.879+01:002011-09-16T16:06:01.879+01:00All you haters can go f**k yourselves!!,
If the a...All you haters can go f**k yourselves!!,<br /><br />If the animal doesn't say no then it's consensual, everyone knows that. <br /><br />Animal love rules.Mr Leannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-62877026071310223982011-09-16T15:46:36.000+01:002011-09-16T15:46:36.000+01:00He broke my miniature ponies bum hymen.....didn...He broke my miniature ponies bum hymen.....didn't even give him a reach around. <br /><br />Meadow skipper has never been the same since.<br /><br />:-(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-51675688125106352632011-09-16T15:40:27.432+01:002011-09-16T15:40:27.432+01:00^^^what's up your giro not turned up.^^^what's up your giro not turned up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-75623738726448662052011-09-16T15:39:32.345+01:002011-09-16T15:39:32.345+01:00Saw him 69ing a Badger just this morning.Saw him 69ing a Badger just this morning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5008739840732779226.post-84904638771033364502011-09-16T15:26:50.646+01:002011-09-16T15:26:50.646+01:00If u all hate tonbridge so much why don't u al...If u all hate tonbridge so much why don't u all fuck off and and live in a different town. no1 wants any of u here any way u good for nothing cunts your the twats that make tonbridge look shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com