Lay off the Mr. Books bike....

Someone's got it in for the Mr. Books delivery bike! First some young lads were spotted riding up and down Tonbridge High Street, with one of them in the basket at the front, at 2 in the morning. Ok that was quite funny looking back on it and no real damage was done other than the lost pedal. Now some mindless idiot has kicked the back wheel so hard that it is buckled beyond repair. I now have to wheel it on the front wheel only whilst lifting the back wheel off the ground otherwise it sounds like an old tank coming down the road. What is it when young people get a drink inside them? They suddenly turn into thugs, vandals, hooligans and other names of old warring tribes I can't think of right now. Maybe it's related to the youth unemployment figures which, I understand are currently one in six. Surely it can't be jealousy I mean it's not exactly a £2,500 Marin mountain bike now is it? If I catch the little blighters I be delivering them somewhere, like the council tip where they belong!...