Football mania hits Tonbridge! What an opening ceremony that was. What? You didn't watch it! Then you missed a treat as the world watched a celebretion of, not just football, but all things African. Will England beat the USA tonight? (anyone know what time the kick off is by the way?) will they win their group (they certainly oughta) will they become torunament favourites? Will Wayne Rooney go on the collect the golden boot for the most number of goals scored across the four weeks? Will John Terry be able to resist the temptation of all those Cape Town girls or has his wife hired a PI to keep an eye on him? Will Dizzy Rascal and James Corden get to number One or will we see a return of Meat Pie Sausage Roll Come on England Giz a Goal? Please God nooooo! The England team must be nervous and excited, but surely they will have no trouble beating the US of A. Will they? But then we remember the 1950 England World Cup match against the amateurs of the States, who, against all odds, managed a flukey 1-0 win and sent our boys home with their tails between their legs? (or was it 1952?) Don't be too on edge boys and remember you can always read a good novel to calm your nerves....
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