Some of the crazy stuff I post on twitter. Of course it's always a little abbreviated to fit in the allowable 140 characters. I find this is a bit limiting for a blabber mouth like me but it does keep you disciplined. Anyway this is actually true. A man does keep coming in Mr. Books with a parrot on his shoulder.
"Man just came in shop with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot said.... This is the third time in a few weeks. It has beautiful plumage btw"