Good deed for the day....

Well I've just done my good deed for the day! Somebody left their purse on the bench at the corner of Bank Street and I noticed it sitting their just waiting to be stolen. So I took it upon myself to find out whose it was and, searched through every card and slip of paper, discovered a drivers licence inside with an address on it and managed to contact the owner of the purse who, only a few minutes later, has just collected it and was extremely grateful. (In fact the process was so quick that she didn't even realise that she'd lost it!) During my search for identification I ascertained her name, that she used to attend Hillview School for Girls in Tonbridge, that she'd been to China Whites in London (old promo ticket) that she liked sandwiches (Subway voucher) that she'd been to a concert at the Hop Farm (she saved the ticket) in the summer, that she had a Halifax bank account (card) that she had a lucky penny (one of those flattened ones) that she was a little scatty (but nice) and that she hasn't changed the address on her drivers licence and therefore, technically, is a lawbreaker! All that with just one look through someone's purse! Hercule Poirot eat your heart out and Chloe D**** be more careful in future!...