It's official. The hottest day of the year at 500 degrees C. Shake out those shorts, get those linen short sleeve shirts from the back of your wardrope, dust off your sandals, turn the air con to maximum, wipe down the sun lounges, get down to Homebase for your barbeque charcoal, Sainsbury's to stock up on cans of coke and ice cream, buy a season ticket for Tonbridge outdoor swimming pool, stock up on paperbacks cos Summer here we come!!!!
3 comments:
I thought we were meant to support the small businesses in the town!
Bit optimistic aren't you? and as for cans of coke - I'd rather drink my own p#**!
OMG (That's internet speak for Oh My God!) haven't you worked it out yet? I make it all up as I go along!...
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