Tonbridge Mayor's Blog....

During her closing speech at last night's Tonbridge Film Makers show of the Tonbridge Arts Fest our Lady Mayor, Councillor Sue Murray, slipped in that she had been writing a blog during her year in office. Obviously Tonbridge Blog's ears pricked up at this mention and, naturally I've taken a look to see if there's any juicey scandal on there. I'm sorry to disappoint you on this but there didn't seem to be from my brief read. However I can tell you that she went to the dentists recently and that she's been on antibiotics, which led to a bout of ,er hum, the runs. Now that's too much information Lady Mayor. What we really want to know is has the power of being the Mayor attracted the advances of any young men? Have any dangerous liaisons began with dignitaries from our German twin town? Has she uncovered any great financial corruption in the last few months? That sort of thing. Being as the Mayor's Blog is on the council's own web site I should think it highly unlikely. If anyone can be bothered to pour over the months of events, council meetings and centre openings in order to find out more then please do tell....