New crap restaurant for Tonbridge!...

I'm thinking of opening a toilet-themed restaurant in Tonbridge along similar lines to the chain (geddit?!) in Hong Kong and Taiwan featured in this Telegraph picture gallery. Turd themed chocolate ice creams, toilets for seating, baths for tables, urinal shaped serving bowls and this is not a hoax. Apparently the kids absolutely love it. I'll put one at each end of the town (that'd be convenient!) I've just thought of a brilliant name for it as well; french sounding to give it a European twist: Mr. Merd!...