Neighbourhood Watch....

Don't be caught out like the gravelly voiced TV presenter Mariella Frostrup was recently when she innocently (so she says) placed 2 pampass grass plants on the balcony of her London home. What's the problem with that you might well ask? Well you should perhaps be aware, as Ms. Frostrup apparently wasn't, that pampass grass is the national symbol for swingers! So if you spot any houses in you neighbourhood with these wonderfully flamboyant plants growing in their front gardens you now know the possible reason. Quite a few growing in Hildenborough when I last drove that way. Well there's not much else to do out there!...