Ststststop ddddigging outside my shshshop pppplease!...

I cccccan hardly hhhhhear myself think and my bbbbbbbooks are shshshshshaking on their shelves as some men from South East Water are digging up the road right outside Mr. BBBBBBooks shop. My God it's almost dddddeafening. Apparently there's a water leak under there somewhere. I'm nnnnnnnot sure they've considered the cccccconsequences if the buses and lorries cccome down here and cccan't get by their ffffflippin great hole!....